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Thingys
Krystal Cheng
17
22nd August
Female
Leo
Rooster
I'm a little Acrophobic, Claustrophobic and Nyctophobic

-My loves~
Azure
Salmon
Linkin Park's songs!!
My Family
My Friends
Day-dreaming
Raining days
White roses
Sleeping
Patrick Star~
Watching anime
Small fluffy animals
Neko
PANGYA!

-Dislikes...
Being disturb when I'm sleeping
Being annoyed
BUGS!!
loud noises
very crowded areas

Rants

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007; 2:16 pm
The Alien and The PlumpSeller

One fine day an alien land on earth , the ailen saw a plumpseller and walked over to him, the ailen use sign language and pointed to the plump with his thumbs facing downwards, the plumpseller point to the plump with his thumbs facing upwards, the ailen pointed 3 and the plumpseller pointed 5 . The ailen then pointed 7 , the plumpseller rub his thumb and index finger togther(money) and the ailen walked away.The plumpseller was very angry and he told his boss "Just now a cheapskate ailen and say my plump is bad quality , i told him my plumps are good quality, then he say he want to buy 1kg for $3 and i told him because my plump is good quality he have to pay $5 for 1kg,the ailen then say he want 7kg but when i ask him for money the ailen ran off , such a time wasting creature!"

The ailen went back to his leader and told him " I just met a horrible man , i told him i come from the heavens(thumbs down) and he said he come from hell(thumbs up) , i told him i killed 3 of his friends and he told me he killed 5 of our friends. When i told him i use my ray gun to kill them, the horrible man said he tickle them to death!(the thumb & index finger rubbing)"

Moral of the story: Everyone should learn a second language :)